Crash on program startup

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OS Version: Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 x64
RTST Version: 0.9.2.8

RTST installs fine, but when I go to run the program nothing shows up except a windows error box saying "RealTimeStatTracker has stopped working. A problem caused the program to stop working correctly. Please close the program."

My version of the .NET framework is 4.5.1 (4.5.50938)
I have tried the troubleshooting steps like installing and reinstalled the VC++ runtimes in the game directory for those version that had them. I've also installed and reinstalled my realtek audio drivers. Nothing works. I've also tried several other version of RTST. The only thing I can think of that might be relevant is that I have EMET 4.1 u1 installed. I've disabled all mitigations on all the executables in the RTST directory, and set DEP, SEHOP, and ASLR to application opt-in. Nothing helped.

In Event Viewer whenever I start RTST I see two application errors:
1. .NET Runtime error :
Application: RTST.exe
Framework Version: v4.0.30319
Description: The process was terminated due to an unhandled exception.
Exception Info: System.TypeInitializationException
Stack:

2. Application Error
Faulting application name: RTST.exe, version: 1.0.0.0, time stamp: 0x541dc8cc
Faulting module name: KERNELBASE.dll, version: 6.1.7601.18409, time stamp: 0x53159a86
Exception code: 0xe0434352
Fault offset: 0x0000c42d
Faulting process id: 0x6ac
Faulting application start time: 0x01cfd88f9075874d
Faulting application path: C:\Program Files (x86)\Recursion\RealTimeStatTracker\RTST.exe
Faulting module path: C:\Windows\syswow64\KERNELBASE.dll
Report Id: ce900b9e-4482-11e4-95a9-001fbc092974

Any ideas?

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