The Recursion Tracker relies on API data provided by DBG and does not hook into the game directly or have access to reading game data. Thus, movement data is out of scope of the Tracker and it's not possible to do any thing related to how or where you move.

The only possible workaround would be tracking how long you hold down movement keys but this would be impossible to make context-sensitive and too finicky to be feasible, sorry.

The existing achievements do support dynamic sound clip selection so you could do sports commentary relating to those, just in case you're not already aware.