Because we can't let those filthy Mon-Keigh and Orks have all the fun: download.

I'm frankly Terrible At This Game so I'll leave preview videos to someone else, but if you want to spoil yourself on the text lines they're in a Google Doc here. There are 92 uniques out of 97 achievements because I eventually got tired of looking for ones that would fit and reused a few, but I've also included a few extra sounds in the archive in case you feel like changing things up a bit.

Enjoy! Comments or suggestions welcome.